Sunday, October 26, 2008

COMING SOON!

The latest and greatest in no rules fanatasy rasslin' competition! 2 men enter...1 man leaves! It's out of control, and coming soon! If you think you have what it takes to play with the big boys, then Man Up!...and stay tuned for the...FRONTIER ANARCHY GRAPPLING SYNDICATE!

22 comments:

King Kong Glory said...

Coming soon?! You wake me up from my drunken stupor for this?! Look ladies, I'm still celebrating the ass-kickery I laid down at Slamarama...let me know when you've actually got something to say.

Captain Bitcheyes said...

Well muthafuckin' well... looks like there's a little competition waitin' in the wings n' shit. Heh. I can dig it. Hell, The Cap'n might even throw his purple-feathered hat into the ring and win himself a title.

Y'all been warned n' shit.

Stan Jones said...
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Stan Jones said...

You scoundrels had better wisen up and take responsibility for the damaging effects your actions will have upon the youth and trailer parks of today. We are not afraid to petition, march and be generally disagreeable over every action this organization takes. Shame on you all for even contemplating this.

Ripper Murdoch said...

Now this is more like it!!!

George Lucas said...

I heard this was where the big boys play! That true?

Cult of Ronson said...

I like what I see Gentlemen. My good sirs and I will thereby endorse this league halfheartedly! Halfheartedly is the best we can do, the other half is devoted to our eternal pursuit of tail and looking like those who get that tail on a regular basis. A tip of the Cognac to you all!

George Lucas said...

Hey, I like the cloth you're cut from, big boy! And that cognac sounds delicious! You might be a cult, but I'll take a sip of that Kool-Aid any day of the week!

Count Dante said...

Somebody told me this site was full of gay dudes. That better not be true, cause I don't want to see ANY faggotry in my pro wrestlign! Let's get teh restling on! Bring it on! Turpin wants some action!

RudySprayMore said...

what up fellas? The playas have come to see some action up in this beyotch!

Ronsonite#4 said...

I groove this. you're right Rick, but then again you usually are. Hey-o let's get this suaree started!

Count Dante said...

What the fuck? I came here looking for wrestling, but I only find faggotry! When's this bullshit site going to be going on anyway? Let's get some action!

Optimus Cryme said...

Turpin you little asshole! I'm gonna kick your ass!

Captain Bitcheyes said...

Oh snap! You better protect ya neck, Turpin!

Count Dante said...

Fuck you Carl. Fuck you Bitcheyes. And fuck those Ronsonite guys too.

Ronnie Havershiem said...

Turpin be slurpin! HA!

Sally Fingerle said...

No shit! That's guy's a total asshole!

Count Dante said...

Your a slut! Carl, I'd love to see you get up out of your wheelchair and try to kick my ass you crippled old fuck! Turpin'll beat all your asses!

Black Jack Billy said...

Rick...all you may see right now is faggotry, but open your eyes my boy...do you like cage matches? What about when the cage is connected to 4 car batteries at each ring post? Have you ever cut a pizza up with a pizza cutter? Imagine if one of those were hanging from a chain in the middle of the ring! Now then...say you really hate a lame ass faggoty wrestler...what if that wrestler lost his match, and after being spray painted yellow, he had to ride a donkey out of town to the city limits! That's the kind of action you can expect here! So stay tuned Turpinator, and I might just let you book a match or two! Anything goes in the...FRONTIER ANARCHY GRAPPLING SYNDICATE!

Count Dante said...

Well that sounds like something I wouldn't hate so much. I just hate the faggotry of guys like The Millionaire or Professor Infierno or Barnaby Studwhistle. I want to see men being men and kicking ass! Not rubbing each other down and pulling their peters! Give me hot wrestling action instead of a constant influx of cobknobblin' and I'm IN!

Karl Neubuling said...

I am come from your future! Grave danger is ahead unless you change your way of living! Recycle! Start using solar and wind power! Stop putting fucking Republicans in positions of power! HEED MY WORDS! I am from the future! I know of things that are yet to come! The future has been written, but it has been written in pencil - it can be altered! HEED MY WORDS!

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