Hello, fellow tough guys, bad girls, and general roustabouts. The season is fast approaching! Now, normally...with "other" organizations...there has always been a pre-season draft to select wrestlers for your stables.
Well...we do things a little different here at the Frontier Anarchy Grappling Syndicate. You see, there are two categories listed on this page. One is "Under Contract". These wrestlers are already signed to a contract, and are ready to go for the ass kickin'-est action in fantasy wrasslin! They are not available to sign. These wrestlers have been scouted and brought in by your competitors. Remember...you must create at least one wrestler. You may create both, if you wish, but it is not a requirement.
The wrestlers in the other column are "free agents". We here on the board have scouted, and offered these men a place in Frontier. Being free agents...they can sign with whomever they wish. So if you are looking to sign a wrestler...I am putting up these contracts on a first come-first serve basis. You have to pursue a free agent.
There is one catch, though... the board must also receive a completed profile for your other wrestler to be eligible. If you already passed that along to us, then fine. Just send me the name of the wrestler you would like to sign. If you still have to make your other wrestler, then you better step up the pace. Time waits for no man.
We will be posting 2-4 more profiles of free agents by Wednesday night...then that's it. Next Wednesday is the deadline to play. I must have all of your profiles/choices by then...NO EXCEPTIONS. If we don't receive them...you will be S.O.L.
We look forward to hearing all of your feedback, and receiving all of your creations/selections.
Party on...dudes.
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Oh shit! Somebody threw a party and nobody bothered to show up... that's cause it was the Kingpin throwin the damn party.
Well the Cap'n has arrived in style (as usual) and it ain't no surprise that the rest of y'all were too chickenshit to bring it. heh heh ... no problem. I guess I'll just take that title and go home n' shit
Hi Captain!
Just wanted to post this on this fresh new link to make sure everyone understands me for me. I'm working on my communication, and I don't want any misunderstandings, those can be uncomfortable!:
Hey guys! Just wanted to apologize for the mean stuff I was saying earlier. I just went through a managing snafu and I had decided that I had had enough of being mean and crude, I'm really not like that. But! Don't think that because I'm really a nice guy that I'm not afraid to tussle! Due to contracting obligations and copyright blah blah blah I have to maintain my scary wrestling profile, but I just wanted to make sure that you all understand that I'm really just here for the wrestling, and I don't really want to eat your souls! That would be yucky!
I really think these kids should calm down, also. I'm reading some things I don't think I should be on this board, and I makes me a little concerned. I have an eleven year old daughter, Janey, and I would hope that she stays out of this sort of shennanigans!
Oh well, just wanted to clear the air and apologize for saying those cruel things to Rocky earlier. Hope you all are well, and I reaaaaallllly look forward to wrestling with you fellows! Let's go for the gold, as a team!
How fucking lame. The wrestlers in this league don't even pretend it's fake like in other fake pro video game fantasy wrestling leagues.
Don't do what Janey Deathless did...unless you did what Janey shouldn't have done...because if you do what she does, then...you would be a...well...a little slutbag! Maybe you shouldn't leave your daughter backstage, Ko-cheeze! All those little girls love "candy"...if ya' know what i mean! just ask old Sucio Sanchez! Your daughter should follow your footsteps into wrestling...she loves a good "mixed tag" match. The Cat's in the Cradle, Ko-cheeze...and your Little Miss Muffet has a busted tuffet! But hey...we were in Mississippi at the time, so...we could have married her if we wanted to...Whooooot! Whooooot!
What? I must admit, I'm a bit confused. Oh jeez, Barry warned me not to try and go out on my own and now I just flubbed it! Wait, did you do something to Janey?
Oh and Rick, don't you worry your little head one bit! I might not be playing the "evil" gig, but I'm still one tough customer! I just want people to like me, they know that when I put on the back mounted side roll cradle it will hurt for real, but I won't do it in anger. I'm here for championship gold, I just don't want feelings hurt when I get it!
Hell, Koschei... can't hardly argue with a man who's so kind and gentle as yerself. I 'spect that in a man, and I 'spect yer willingness ta make nice with the rest a us.
But make no mistake and mark these here words. You can bet yer bottom dollar that come hell r' high water, that belt's gonna be mine. Ain't nothin you nor any other sumbitch in this here rasslin organization can do 'bout it. Friend nor no - I will whup you. You can set yer watch n' warrant on that one. I WILL whup you.
Glory, Bitcheyes, Rocky... all the rest. Get yerself some rest, enjoy some time with yer famblies and eat yerself a nice big hearty meal. Cause once this here season gets underway, yer gonna be eatin yer meals through a straw fer a spell. I ain't fixin ta hurt ya, but I ain't no fool neither - somebody's gonna get hurt. It ain't gonna be me, so it might as well be you.
Ya been warned, so go on ahead and tinkle in yer pants.
Fuck the fuckups! That's what I say. I noticed that after I left a comment on the last post, nobody bothered to leave another one. CAUSE THEY WERE SCARED! Scared of me, Hardboiled Harrison Hardcastle. THE TOUGHEST SON OF A BITCH IN FRONTIER ANARCHY GRAPPLING SYNDICATE!
And now I look at the roster and I see something like six guys. FUCK UPS! That's it? There's only six other guys in this fed? FUCKIN' A! This is gonna be EASY!
Week One - I beat the fucking champ and get the fucking belt.
Week Two - Ten: I FUCK SHIT UP!
FUCK YEAH! That's right - the REAL Triple H: Hardboiled Harrison Hardcastle. I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Thanks Buck! I look forward to the challenge! Triple H, you sound like your mom didn't hug you enough, do you need a hug?
See, this is exactly the kind of faggotry I was talking about. Captain Bitcheyes is a red-haired cocksucker, but at least he's not a foreigner and especially he's not a pussy like Koschei the Deathless. Deathless my ASS! You'll probably die of AIDS from all the infected jizz-gargling you've been doing in the locker room with that California faggot King Kong Gloryhole. What's all this nice guy bullshit?
As a fan, I have just about had enough. I was having high hopes about a real man taking the belt from King Kong Glory, but it looks like there's barely any real men in this league. What ever happened to that Knuck Finn guy? He looked tough, despite his Irish background. Hardboiled Hardcastle looks like a tough guy too. Tougher than that old fart Southern asshole Buck Trundle. Hey Buck, 1985 called: they want their tights back! You suck Buck and I bet you like to fuck... guys. Faggot.
You're all faggots. My money is on Hardboiled Harrison Hardcastle this season. Listen to the Turp! I know what I'm goddamn talking about!
Oh and by the way, did you seriously say "tinkle", Buck Trundle? You are a goddamn WOMAN! Go wrestle in some womens wrestling league and hold their pink title around your womanly hips while accepting a man's burly balls into your mouth, you loser.
Well, well, well... looks like somebody left the muthafuckin' back door open and some bums shambled their way inside like a bunch of old zombies and shit.
Heh heh. I 'preciate your being nice and all, Koschei, but you can save the bullshit. If I wanted to hear diarheah spewin' outchya mouth, I'da fed it some cheese n' shit, alright?
Buck Trundle. Your hospital bill is gonna cost a bundle.
Hardboiled? More like hard-up. As in hard-up for some poon. Very unlike the Cap'n, who is always gettin' action. Feel sorry for a muthafucker who's so uptight n' shit. The Cap'n oughtta take you out and get you LAID! Help you relax n' shit.
Well SHIT! Only five other guys show up to post comments - one of 'em wrestles in that nancy-boy league FUCR and the other is some kid (some SMART kid, since he knows who the fuckin' man around here is).
Ricky, I can see you got fine taste in rasslers. Thank you for the compliments. And I think we can also agree that the rest of these FUCKING LOSERS are gonna get their asses handed to them over the next few weeks. HEll, the so-called WORLD's CHAMPION didn't even bother to show up. Pah-thetic!
FUCK THESE FUCKUPS!
I think Koschei is a sweetheart! And what woman doesn't love a big strong man, especially one that's sensitive. Boy, I'd love to run my fingers through his back hair...
Y'see that? I warned you Koschei. If that's the type of action you are looking for then you are welcome to it. It's ok to want more, it's ok to demand more, it's ok to take more from life. I see a string of disappointments coming your way. If it starts with the ladies then it's just a matter of time before it starts in the ring. How can a man conquer the squared circle if he can't even conquer the female of the species?
This behavior disgusts me. This is exactly why you will all fall pathetically if you cross my path. Am I supposed to fear someone who has Bitch as a name? A so called man that is deathless yet seems to gather flowers and literature about knitting bonnets for orphan children who are mentally damaged beyond worthiness of life?
Buck Trundle does not try hard enough and this Hardcastle person tries too hard. A champion that is a drunkard and a carouser of whores does not instill me with fear either. I will enjoy this too much I think. When your women beg for my attention after they witness how easily I cripple your untrue steroid forms, I will gladly shun them as pieces of western filth and return victorious to my homeland, filled with true women of noble lineage and worth.
I am sickened by association with you even before the first matches have been booked. I shall keep my mind on it's singular task and will have no mercy to bring to any of you.
これらの愚か者が破壊される
Now you just hold on there one minute, Mr. Sukiyaki. I take offense to that comment bout me not tryin hard 'nuff. I'm a man who tries to be 'spectful and I 'spect a little 'spect in return. I never said nothin' bad bout you and I don't partic'larly like you talkin bad bout me.
I don't kiss ass and play nice and do like I'm told and that don't make me too pop'lar round most rasslin feds. But I reckon things'll be diff'rent round here. This here Frontier Anarchy bizness looks like the just the kind a place for ol' Buck Trundle - rough n' tumble.
You wanna bite off a piece a this? I garantee it's more n' you can handle.
And FURTHERMORE, Mr. Sucky-yucky, why dontcha take a gander over at my homepage. Take a look at alla them title belts I won 'fore I came here. There's a lot of 'em. Couple from Japan, even. I don't see a list a belts on yer page, now do I?
Sure I ain't won the World's Title. YET.
Thank fucking god that loser King Kong Glory hasn't been on here. I think it's time he changed his gimmick anyway. King Kong Glory is cool, but maybe he should call himself King Kong "I like to get girls really wasted and brag about my limo and then fuck them and give them herpes" ... not that it's happened to me. I've got a friend. She told me all about it.
You are proving my point for me. Two posts where one will do. You are jumping up and down to get people to pay attention to you Trundle. You are worthless as a competitor and FURTHURMORE, Japan does not fear you nor do I. Buck Trundle is a yapping alley dog and nothing more. Go back to standing in the alley while you wait for an old woman to adopt you. You will find no treats here gaijin, just a swift destruction.
Rocky SuperSUCKY, I guess you haven't figured out how we do things in the U-S-A yet. One post might do, but why not two? Because we're fucking awesome, that's why, and not pantyhose wearing faggots who have to hide under a mask like a goddamn little kid superhero book. Are you 11? Do you still enjoy the escapades of Lowly Worm and the Sweet Pickles? Nice superhero mask, you scardey-cat faggot.
I don't really even like Buck Trundle that much, but I can see he's ten times more of a man than you are and he's won way more titles. Goddam, I hate fucking people coming into my country and taking our jobs and not even having the decency to show their faces while doing it!
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Oh yeah and SECOND POST!
Turpin RULES!
Hey guys,
Once again, I find myself pretty disgusted with this Turpin guy. Hey man, you're entitled to your opinion, but that's a WORLD's Championship. That means the whole world is included and if this Sukiyaki guy wants to give it a go, well I say "Let's see what you've got, buddy!" Personally, I'm a big fan of Japanese style wrestling, as well as Lucha Libre. I hope to see more of that in the Frontier Anarchy Grappling Syndicate as well.
Not sure what to make of Koschei's sudden turn, but the world needs more nice guys, so that's cool.
Hardboiled Harrison Hardcastle looks like quite a bruiser! I bet he'll give quite a few guys a run for their money.
Well, that's all. Just wanted to stop by and say hello, so... "Hello"
thanks
Hey Turpin, you best shut that yap a yours 'fore it gets you into trouble. This here's America and the way I always knowed it, America was a damn fine place for anybody to live out their dreams. This little Oriental feller wants to put down his rickshaw and his chopsticks and come over and make a run for the title, well goddamn that's his right, same as it's your right to get off yer fat ass and work out and come on down and do it yerself. But ya won't, will ya, ya fat little turd... yer just a'gonna sit there and whine and piss an moan and talk about how bad ya are and how ev'body else stinks but ya ain't gonna do nothin' bout it no how. Ya fat little turd. G'wan then... cry your fat little head ta sleep on yer crusty old pilla. Ol' Buck Trundle's got some work ta do.
Let me tell you somethin' brother - You losers can compliment each other and talk nice and play fucking pattycake all goddamn day, but Harboiled Harrison Hardcastle is here to FUCK SHIT UP!
FUCK!
SHIT!
UP!
Wow, look at these ranks... why, there must be a whole FIVE wrestlers willing to talk some shit.
Come on guys! This is pathetic! Don't prove that little Turpin asshole right - show us that you're not a bunch of flaming assholes! Get out there and lay some verbal smackage down!
When does the season start anyway? Ol' Carl's tired of waitin'
Aw man, seriously?! I've got to put up with wee lil' Carl Stonewall over in this league too? That's some fucked up shit.
FUCKED!
UP!
SHIT!
Being "The Man" loses some of it's cool factor when you have to read you fuck's posts.
Not that any of you guys know what it's like to be "The Man" anyways.
You dry humpers are nothing but human chum and you're only signed to contracts until you draw out the sharks out there, which so far is only me. You rot in a bucket, being thrown into the water so the fans finally get the shot of what they really want: King Kong Glory
You're goddamn right you gotta deal with me, Glory. And do you know why? Because I'm a legend. LEGEND. And legends never die. They stick around and write columns for pro wrestling websites.
See, I know where you're comin' from, kid. I was there once myself. Brash, cocky, on top of the world. And you're pretty damn impressive... You remind me of me a few years back. Now let's see, you got two National Title reigns and two World's Title reigns. Not bad. Not a bad start.
Why don't you head on over to my Hall of Fame page? When you've held the Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World 11 times as well as 11 Pagentry of Grace & Style that is Tag Team Wrestling championships, 4 Mid-Atlantic States titles, 4 Hardcore titles, 1 International Swedish Fish championship, 2 Unified Mid-Atlantic Florida States reigns, two International Sattelite Television Championships of the World, a Tully Blanchard Memorial Missouri National Television Championship, an International Co-Existant Heavyweight Championship and 2 2nd Best Championships of the World... well maybe then we can talk shop and I'll actually listen to what you've got to say.
For now: Shut the fuck up and listen when Uncle Carl's talking.
Carl, you know what they say about winning the gold in the Special Olympics...
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