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Turnout ain't been so good this season. I wonder why? Are you guys scared? You know, back in my day we weren't scared. And even if we were, we went out there and kicked ass anyway. We were the crazy tough and the phony brave... Sorta like that champ, King Kong Glory.
King Kong Glory... hey, I like the guy. Reminds me of me back when I was a young man. But Glory, like so many American children, is severely lacking in education, especially history. I might've been brash n' cocky, but ol' Carl has never been stupid.
Let me run down the list.
I've held the Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World 11 times as well as 11 Pagentry of Grace & Style that is Tag Team Wrestling championships, 4 Mid-Atlantic States titles, 4 Hardcore titles, 1 International Swedish Fish championship, 2 Unified Mid-Atlantic Florida States reigns, two International Sattelite Television Championships of the World, a Tully Blanchard Memorial Missouri National Television Championship, an International Co-Existant Heavyweight Championship and 2 2nd Best Championships of the World... I've beaten "The Kingpin" Billy LaLonde, "Widowmaker" Mike Todd and "The Millionaire" Matt Welz. Monte Altazzar, The Scissorwolf, Adam Smasher, King Piggy, Dave Ken, "The Saucebox" Michael P, Mick "Truck" Drivor, and the list goes on and on.
Who's Glory beaten? Scissorwolf, the DDT and Rusty Nailz! Wow! That's quite an impressive resume, kid. You've really made a name for yourself... yeah, you oughtta be real proud.
You young punks make me sick. No respect. No respect. We paved the road for you and all you can do is bust it all up and fill it fulla pot holes. Why do you think you're earning that million dollar paycheck? Why do you think you're flyin' around in a Lear jet? Why do you think you're eatin' steak every night and hobnobbing with Hollywood elite like Bea Arthur and John Saxon? 'cause people like me were drivin' around, packin' eight people into a Pinto to save money! People like Monte Alatazzar, Billy Savage, E.S. Todd, Justin Saine, 3D, Ed Ludicrous ... guys like my brother Frank (god rest his soul). We paved that road so you could sail smoothly down it in your DeLorean.
And how do you show us gratitude? By talkin' smack and refusing to defend your belt unless it's against handpicked ringers. Turpin's right. You've beaten old men and squaws. You've never beaten anybody worth mentioning.
The clock's ticking, Glory. Pretty soon it's gonna be put up or shut up time. I wonder if you've got what it takes?
Just like a stupid American. Stonewall posts more than the men who are actually going to fight in this league, reminding us again and again about his useless past. You are nothing Stonewall and you should ease into your wasted age with dignity and not this ignorant blathering that you feel the need to force on people. Nobody is caring and you do not matter anymore, quiet yourself, mongrel.
Man's got a point. It's a pretty sad state of affairs when the only motherfuckers with big enough balls to talk any shit are an old retired man and some dude who don't even speak English.
Oh and then there's me, me, me - El Capitan B!
Goddamnit, when are you assholes going to stop getting me up early for this bullshit?! When something is actually happening, let me know.
Or don't.
I really don't give a damn.
Now where'd I put that cheerleader?
Well, hell... I think if ol' Carl wants to talk, we oughtta listen. Can't nothin be hurt by an elder bendin yer ear and givin ya some learnin. Carl's done a lot a livin and he's got a lotta 'portant stuff ta say.
Fact is, ain't nobody here got nothin smart ta say, so why not let an old man blather on a bit?
Carl, quit stirring the goddamn pot! You were a young man once and you talked all kinds of tee-rash about all your opponents and everybody else!
'Course, you backed it up in the ring as well as between the sheets (thanks for last night, baby). AND you never took steroids like that limpdick freak King Kong Glory.
Goddamn Carl... you're so fucking hot.
(Hey, with Jenny Glorpp married, somebody's got to be the slut in this league)
Oh shit! Carla's talkin' some smack and finally gettin' back in the sack! heh heh ... Way to go, old man! The Cap'ns proud of ya, even if the only thing you can get is my sloppy seconds. Oh well, she was King Kong Glory's sloppy seconds first! Ha ha!
But just because I'm pattin' motherfuckers on the back don't mean I've gone soft n' shit. Lemme just say that when this season starts up, y'all are gonna feel the wrath n' shit, know what I'm sayin'? I'm layin' the smack DOWN!
Oh, and Sally Fingerle, you're a whore.
Oh please, like I'd tap anything named "Sally". You all can go slumming for trailer tang all you want, it's expected, but some of us have never needed to wade through that end of the slut pool.
From the looks of that skag I'd say make sure you have plenty of singles and wrap that shit twice.
Fuck you, asshole!
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