Well, the fans have been burning up our forums, phonelines, & fax machines...sending us great match ups that they would love to see. We have signed a few of these matches for FANSTRAVAGANZA!
World Title Match: Cap'n Bitcheyes VS Kurt Murphy
Intercontinational Title Match: Buck Trundle VS Blackpube The Pirate - Belt VS Mask!
Syndicate Tag Team Title Match: La Puta Negra & Bronson Thunderhammer VS Knuck Finn & The Bounty Hunter Buck Lawless
Keep those matches coming! And remember...be creative! It can be any type of match you want!
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I would like to see Serengetti Betty in a Burkha, heating oil and open flames match against the Whirling Dervish!!!
I don't like your country, your religion or your bullshit terrorist activities, Akhmed. But I like your thirst for blood! That idea rules almost as much as The Turps himself. Can the ring be surrounded in flames?
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
YES TURPS! YEESSSS!!! I do not like your country, your false religion, nor your nationally organized and televised terrorist activities, but great minds polished and shined by the omnipotent hand of Allah think alike it would seem.
And Dervish...
Stupid Japanese (apparently) gaijin, whirling Dervish! Did you not know that the word Dervish refers to members of Sufi Muslim ascetic religious Tariqah, known for their extreme poverty and austerity, similar to mendicant friars in Christianity or Hindu/Buddhist/Jain sadhus, also called fakirs amongst Muslims? Stupid, confused devil.
For this ridiculous outrage, I think the Dervish should be put on his ass by a burkha-clad female, the shame would be intolerable if he were to lose to such a painted whore!!! His only way out of dishonor would be suicide!!! (no you cannot borrow one of Lil' Akhmed's backpacks!
IRAN! IRAN! IRAN!
Holy crap, Kurt! You did it, baby! You got your shot at the World's Heavyweight Championship! This is it! This is your chance! Oh god, I love you, baby!
How's about Koschei takes on himself in a "Loser eats the Winner's cornhole" match? Then maybe we'll get some entertainment out of that fuckstain.
Hey guys,
Boy, I can't wait for next week! Kurt Murphy's green, but that kid has got a lot of potential. I'll be rooting for you, Kurt.
And even though I no longer approve of his tactics, I'll be rooting or Buck Trundle too. I still appreciate his old school approach to the sport. And I want to see him unmask Black Pube and humiliate him. I might like hardcore wrestling, but I do not approve of anyone who hits a woman.
And I've got a suggestion too! Boy, I hope this doesn't make me look like some kind of crazed maniac, but how about this: Somebody's Dad vs. Carl Stonewall in a coal miners glove match! That oughtta tear the house right down!
Thanks,
Dan Browning
Well Buck, as they say in my favorite movie "Matrix: Revolutions", KNUCKLE UP!!! I'ma lookin' forward ta tearin' up that hussy wannabe Larval Pupa Negra an' that noodleboy Plungerhammer witcha! We'll see who the real champeens a this league are in a group tussle!
Mr. Browning, Ah don't give a rats hindquarters whatcha thinka me, but Ah thank ya fer yer continued support.
Rest assured, my bearded friend, you will see Black Pube unmasked and humiliated come Wednesday!
The buck stops where? Right here.
Trundle, you need ta be savin' those rats' hindquarters cuz soon enough that mouth a yours gon be puttin' you outta a job, an you gon be poor an be needin' more protein in yo diet than you be gettin' now drinkin' dos fancy energy drinks made outta mangos and Carlita's lovespunk.
How about Koschei vs. Rocky Sukiyaki in a "I can't fucking pronounce either of your names" match? The loser has to be referred to as "Bob" from here on out.
That's fuckin' brilliant! Good one Stinkins!
I hope you realize that if I become unmasked, you'll be calling down a SHITTY thunder that none of you can really comprehend, nor would you want to.
But I'm not too worried about it. I'll be walking out with my much deserved belt!
ARrrrgh! Buck, prepare to lick barnacles!!
No, we're actually all pretty clear on that stupid shit-smelling, goat-fucking pirate of yesteryear!
Shitty thunder? Hell, you're just a big ol' ball a shit anyway. Ain't nobody here don't know that. An' Ah stopped tryin' to comprehend any a that shit that's been comin' outta yer piehole a long time ago. Stupid fuckin' pirate. Hey, 'member when you said you was gon' fight all the women in the league? Whatever happ'nd ta that? You get scared 'cause ya ain't never been touched by a girl b'fore?
Hell, when Ah beat ya, Ah'm likely ta put the mask back on. Ah sure as hell don't wanna see that ugly kisser and Ah don't think the fans do neither.
I still AM fighting all of the women in the league cuz you're nothing but a big bitch! Hell, you can't even stand up straight cuz yer slippin and sliding on yer pussy juice cascading down yer leg. You better cork that for our fight, I don't want yer excitement threatning the safety of the ring as I kick yer girly ass.
I didn't know Buck Trundle had a vagina! That IS interesting! Blackpube, you are the bee's knees my man. Don't let that woman beater get you down, you don't owe anybody anything! Oh wait, you're a woman beater too. Hmmm, what a conundrum. Blackpube, will you give up your woman beating ways to gain my allegiance?
Look deeply into my moustache... It too is made of pubes, my soul brother...
Yawn. XXX-rated talk n' bad 80's gimmicks are about as cool as FUCR these days. An' we all know where that fed is - six feet under!
Which is 'zactly where Ahm'a gonna plant you, Black Pube. Ya best bring yer fanciest mask n' yer A-game on Wednesday.
Jimmy Two Douches... what the hell kinda man has a last name like Douches anyhow?
The kind of man that makes your Momma Trundle clean out her twat reall good-like after a drubbing, Mr. Trundle
Soooooo, I think Frontier Anarchy needs to do some literacy checks before giving out contracts next season. Judging by the absence or talk here, I'll just assume everyone is afraid of me.
dude i cant be all talking all the time now cuz my manager has me extra training hard now cuz of my match so ive been hitting the gym and practicing extra hard cuz the Captian wrestles real good and i want this match to ROCK cuz like the fans all picked it and i am feeling good abotu it. OH and dudes sally makes some badddazzzzz tatertot caseroll way better than my ma (sorry ma!) cuz she uses velveta and everything and she been helping me bulk up and its gonna be da bomb! i got my entrace music picked out and everything! FANTASTASMO is gonna RULE!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Would a fan please suggest a match for me? Please?
I propose that Koschei The Deathless, Rocky Sukiyaki & "Truck" Drivor compete in the first ever Mark Summers Invitational Thriple Threat Super Challenge! A match truely made in Hell! Muhuhahahaha! And... let the winner recieve a shot next week, at the Intercontinational Title! I have spoken! Grant me this wish, or feel your soul wither like a lilly in summer's inferno, Dying a slow death!
WHAAAAAAAA!
I need to be burped!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Whaaaaaa!!!
I want more bottle!
Can the losers be thrown into a pool of green slime?!? YAY!!!
And prizes???
Didn't that Summers dude kill himself? No, that was the guy from Family Feud. Ray Combs.
I like your idea, Beelzebubba. But you kind of scare me.
Oh hey, Koschei - do you need a babysitter? I need to make a little extra money. I come with references.
Pammy, I bet you do come with references...references to big fat cocks, you salivating little hot pocket!
ME: 50's-ish DWF, enjoys drinking, crocheting, moonlit walks.
YOU: A lazy, good-for-nothing promoter who still doesn't have the results of today's show up at 7:34 pm!
You're too late and I'm too good for the likes of you. Looks like I'll curl up in front of the fireplace alone tonight with my box of Franzia wine and the new JD Robb novel. So there!
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