O.K. Peeps,
Here is your card for next week:
Serengeti Betty VS Buck Trundle - Barbed Wire Strap Match For The Intercontinational Title
Carl Stonewall VS Somebody's Dad VS Mick "Truck" Drivor VS Rocky Sukiyaki - Vietnamese Battle Royal
Knuck Finn VS The Bounty Hunter Buck Lawless
Kurt Murphy VS Blackpube The Pirate - Steel Cage Match For The Honor Of Sally Fingerle
Koschei The Deathless & Cap'n Bitcheyes VS La Puta Negra & King Kong Glory - Syndicate Tag Team Champioship Match
...And...don't forget fans...we are taking your suggestions for FANSTRAVAGANZA! You book the matches...your dream matches! It's just two weeks away! Send your match suggestions to frontieranarchygrappling@yahoo.com , or leave them on the message boards!
You got a date this Wednesday night with The Frontier Anarchy Grappling Syndicate!
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Man, I can't wait for this Wednesday! It should be off the hizzle, dizzle...for shizzle! I'm thinking about some great matches for next Wednesday's FANSTRAVAGANZA too! That will be like, totally awesome dudes!
Stupid thoughtless McDonalds worshipper! You've left out the main event! The nuclear blast that turns the sand to glass! The sexy Imam that calls up yer mom! The chapter in the Koran that makes you say OH MAN!
THE TAG TEAM MATCHUP!!!
Hey, I've got a match the fans will LOVE for your Fanstravaganza show.
How about King Kong Glory vs. Bronson Thunderhammer and the winner gets to keep the personality they've been sharing since last season?
"I'm a big muscular yet attractive guy channeling Superstar Billy Graham and Jesse Ventura!"
"No, I'M a big muscular yet attractive guy channeling Superstar Billy Graham and Jesse Ventura!"
And the loser fucking retires or gets a new gimmick!
Peavy, you're an asshole, but I like your style.
Somebody's Dad, Rocky Sukiyaki and Mick "Truck" Drivor had better watch the fuck out. This is phase one of Carl's Return to Glory. And I don't mean the way Bronson Plungerhammer keeps returning to his boyfriend even though he's been cheating on him with that guy from the Village People. I mean Carl's return to the World Championship! I'm the only Hall of Famer to win the belt and I'll be the only Hall of Famer to win it twice!
An the only bitch ta get his ass handed to him family-style by a lady!
No offense Buttfuck Cum-bundle!
Close your crinkle-cut waffle fry thighs - you are making the place smell worse than the Carls Jr dumpster where you gave your first blow job in exchange for a Famous Star with Cheese.
Oooooh! Carlita! You hear the way she talkin' bout you! White bitch got fire in her eyes!!!
"White bitch" must learn to speak much clearer for La Tonto porque el perro estúpido no puede leer!
Que? Você fala o português? Eu sou pesaroso você vaca feia! Eu disse porque o cão estúpido não pode ler!
Nenhuma observação espirituoso? Nenhuma resposta sassy? Cavalos de sugação demasiado ocupados a aprender ler?
Looks like princess found herself a fancy internet program!
Eu demasiado posso datilografar dentro portugese! Princesa branca parva! Olhe como eu posso traduzir as palavras que você nunca se incomodará olhar acima! Porque não há nenhuma razão a! Eu chamá-lo-ei cadela uma última vez!
Oh sweetheart you cannot even speak well in your native language! Tsk tsk tsk!
A woman must learn to speak well and not say blustering nonsense like: "I too much can type portugese inside! White princess parva! She looks at as I can translate the words that you never if will bother to look at above! Because she does not have no reason! I will call it dog a last time!"
It does make you look quite stupid!
Ladies! LADIES!!! Now I know I have a reputation to uphold as a nice guy, especially since the fall of Trundle, but I gotta say, this cat fight is making me HOT.
So, I think we all need to calm down a little bit...
Take a seat in our favorite chair....
Relax, maybe smoke a j or drink a beer...
Put on some Alman Brothers...
And then come to unamimous agreement that Betty and La Puta absolutely HAVE TO have a "hot oil and folding chair match" the week after this!!!
All in favor of seeing these two sassy ladies duke it out like they know best, say AYE.
AYE!!!
Even the TURPS is down with that!
Hell yeah! That makes me want to channel old Chubbs Peterson, and just tap it in! Just give it a little tap! Tap-tap-tap-aroo!
Just let me put the head in. Come on.
OK! But just the tip!
Your window to God is back, and it's me! Ronnie! Just found some new dirt, check it out on my blog if you want to be in the know.
http://hammerscoop.blogspot.com/
Peace, fools.
R
Que lastima. Wow, what a buncha snorers. Zzzzzzz...
Ay Dios mio! There's more Z's here than there is in Buck Trundle's mom's name:
SKEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Buck Trundle, you know what?
You can just go and eat a big ol' bag a dicks. Got it chump! I knew I was right about you in preseason bein' a faker, even a char-la-teen! You got no guts. Show your agreement with my statement with your silence, chummmmmmmmmm...p!
What the fuck'r you talkin' bout? Have you even won a match yet?
Hey, I've got a new post up! Check out my blog!
Fuck off Stonewall, nobody wants to read bullshit written on a Denny's placemat with ham-fisted crayon strokes.
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