Next Week's Matches:
1) La Puta Negra vs Koschei for the Intercontiational Title
2) Mick "Truck" Drivor vs. Buck Trundle
3) Bronson Thunderhammer vs. Serengetti Betty - loser must wear a dress for the remainder of the season
4) Kurt Murphy vs. Somebody's Dad for the World's Title
5) Carl Stonewall & Buck Lawless vs. Captain Bitcheyes & Weirdbeard for the Syndicate Tag Titles
6) JoMax & JayBob VS The Rock-n-Roll Foundation
7) The biggest loser match will not take place. we were informed by messangers that Rocky Sukiyaki has returned home, to the East, to atone for his failures...I guess that makes Knuck Finn the winner by default! Congratulations Knuck! You won one, buddy!
Let's Get It On!!!
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Ahem! Mr. Peavey, it appears you've left out a match.
So what? No loser match Rocky? Yer not even gonna give us the pleasure a knowin' you spilled yer guts out in shame with one a them short 'n' curly swords? Gonna send a lil' geisha ta do yer dirty work? Shiiiiiit. Have some style chum!
With all due respect Mr. Finn, that was definitely not the match we were speaking of, but we are also greatly disappointed with Mr. Sukiyaki's little bitchedness.
Dear Jo Bob and Jay Max,
I handle the professional assholery, Mr. LaLonde handles the post. If you have a problem, I suggest you two douchebags take it up with him.
And yes, Sukiyaki is a bitch. So we agree on something.
Spitefully yours,
Henderson Peavy
The Turpz has been on here since DAY ONE bitchin about the faggotry and assbanditry that this league promotes hoping for a day when the litle girls and boys in fancy pants would be left behind and the real men would rule the league but the thing that The Turpz hates the most is a goddamn quitter like Rocky Suckacocky.
Rocky Suckacocky was on here all "Oh me all about respect and honor and you are gaijin" and shit but when the chips were down adn the going was to tough he ran away like the little crybaby bitch that he is with his bitch tail between his bitch legs and a stream of piss running onto the floor. Bitch.
I have more respect for a California faggot like King Kong Glory or that gay married couple that left a comment above than I do for a crybaby like Rocky Suckacocky. Rocky you can suck the Turpzes cock!
TURPZZZZ RULLLLEEEEEEZZZZZZ
I gots ta agree wit the Turpz. Sukiyaki basically rolled over an got out the sex pillow, adjusted he hips ever so slightly, what for to get hisself fucked up the azzzzz!
What up, Turpz?
Yo what up Puta?
I know you got the Turpz back cuz the Turpz be speakin tha truth! Rocky Suckacocky is a damn embarrasment to professional video game fake fantasy wrestling leagues.
TURPZ RULEZZZZZZ
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