This is a call to arms, my friends! If you would like to participate in this season of the Frontier Anarchy Grappling Syndicate, then please respond within one week of this post to:
kingpinbillylalonde@hotmail.com
or
frontieranarchygrappling@yahoo.com
If rersponse is too weak, it could spell the end to professional fantasy videogame wrestling as we know it! We can't let that happen people!
Let's all man up, and GET IT ON!!!
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Don't make me hunt you motherfuckers down and make you sign yer names in yer menstrual blood!
Oh shit, does that mean Tex Brickley is stepping back into the ring? I hope so, 'cause I'd love to make a name for myself by kicking his ass n' shit.
Who am I kidding? I don't need to make a name for myself. Ev'body knows who the Cap'n is!
And it looks like I might be the only one competin' in this weak-ass league. Heh heh. Looks like y'all might as well go ahead and declare me the Champeeeen! I'll be holdin' that belt sooner or later anyway.
Oh, doesn't anybody want to play your little game of slap n' tickle?
Ricky Turpy, you're such a turd!
Hey Pammy... I guess you're new to the site. I'm kind of a big deal around here. Name's Carl Stonewall. Stop on by my blog sometime...
Well shit. Looks like ol' Carla Stonewall is tryin' to squeeze in on my business! Hey Carla, why don't we both step back in that there ring ovah yonder and see who's still got it and who don't? Naw... I wouldn't want to embarras ya, leastaways not in fronta that purty lady you're tryin to impress.
But you can bet yer bottom dollar on this here fact, Carl: If'n when I choose to make my return to the ring, it'll be felt. It'll be known. It'll be the shot heard 'round the world.
Ol' Buck Trundle. They say he's the uncrowned champion. They say "Ol' Buck Trundle, he was one helluva good rassler, but he never did hold no World's Heavyweight Championship. Lotsa low-class territorial titles and local pissant league belts, but he ain't never held no World's Title!"
Well, I'm fixin to make my way back into the ring and make a whole lotta folks eat crow.
Buck Trundle. I'd tell ya to remember it, but I don't have to. Purty soon it'll be in all the newspapers and on all the television sets and you'll damn sure know my name. Hell, I'll probably end up porkin yer wife.
You talk a shitload Trundle.
Damn right I do, and I'll whup your ass and pork yer ol lady 'fore the night is through.
You two sound like a couple of fags to me. Why don't you go play with each others nutsacks somewhere else? I'm sure Barnaby Studwhistle would be interested.
Is it too soon?
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